How Boys Think (dubstories ecspedition)

these is what boys never tell girls 
young men cant say to young prom queens
old men say it but musicians cannot sing or write it.

the great of the great grandpa of young boys ideas as believed by women is that
 they wanna see women nude.
wrong .
that they wanna kiss them nop!
wrong !
see boobs nop wrong .
wrong again !

any living normal man will tell all you ladies that.all those are not what they fall in love first.

when a young man knows thyself and understands that boys are not the same as girls ,it is the start of appreciating women and love of these different soft harmless creature.
here girls  all have to agree women will never be the same as men in boys eyes.
because even a little touch or a slap from a girl feels so soft we always wonder how can they hurt anything.


all these things, women can ....rights...and that shit does not and will never exists in a boys mind,or atleast of what they think is woman.for your information in our world there is no boobs
big ass small waist coke bottle shape of the sugar daddy kind of perfect girls.
these girls hardly exists in our midst but usually on the shop counters school compounds churches and malls not forgetting roadsides on posh or ghetto side.
we too meet them while going to those same places for reasons of not of our own wanting .like a shop or school or church.

So when a boy first sees that girl .for the first time we always assign codes in our brains according to what is our perfect match starting from caring to angry.
when we see that girl that walks different looks softest and smiles without smiling.we cannot help our eyes .
we loose our sense of hold ,walk,see ,stop,concentrate and hearing.
we go to a land of perfection and like a cameraman we zoom in in that one woman and anything else around her is blurred and sincerely does not exist.
we see ourselves and not really that girl.we see her soft moves and we can feel our feet move too...
we love to watch them roll their eyes trying to remember or explain whatever it is their duty ,but we have to be physically not there.
the truth is that the world stops.sometimes we follow those ladies on the bus   or sit behind them in school desks just to watch how majestic they do things .
to us everything they do is perfect sync plan execution and arrangement.their clothes are clean even when they are dirty and we cannot explain how.


all these happens in a space that does not exist after a man has sex with a woman.because rarely do we love women ever again for the same reason of completion.


the greatest mistake any person ca ever do to a boys world is embarrass a us in-front of our super perfect beings because that is never forgiven.
so when we have identified that girl our first hope is to see her again ...
these consists of wanting to know her purpose at place of site in a CIA style or her home or in worst case whether it is possible to see her again at the same place
even if just one more time.all these has to be done without allowing alarm trigger and utmost confidentiality is expected of whoever that might be involved in a bad scenario
of finding our of the girl.

*note these is where you might ask notes just know name,sit near her on a bus see where she exits ,follow her around church see who is her
 parents of who she came with,join a team that can come close to her like  drama musical or discourse program in a school.*
if duty requires when the girl seems close to a our proximity of living class bus route or church it requires you to start luring her like the hemming bird.you need to start looking extra good smart
...most times it demands you to look very intelligent or talented.if it is musical classes you need to sing bass,be the lead ,or play instruments better than everyone else even when you cannot not.
if you see her passing by the playground you have to hit that ball and make sure you look like you are a scorer best goal keeper or like the team depends on you for uniformity and order\
if its the work place you start looking like you earn more than the CEO ,arrive always earliest just so you can see her face when she comes in sits and do all those things they do before they know\
we admire them.

the hardest job a boy or that we men do is spiritual obstruction of everyone else that might look like a competitor because there is always is.
we hate any kind of being that looks like a man that offers assistance to her solves her problems helps her out even when done in honesty and the spirit of being normally good.
To us everyone around her is competition except her girl friends.
we help her in spirit when she trips or falls or actually rush to help her out when it looks like there is no other way not to look bad or like interested
these is because our first priority is to look like we have no interest to her at all.
we love them before we know why and these is not communicable  disease.
we hate when the day is done because it means we don't get to see her till tomorrow and cannot control what happens to her at night.
the only reason girls girls don't get sick is because of sleepless hungry nights we have to endure hoping they are alright till morning now for hopes of an already urge
growing to get a perfect chance to tell her alone we admire them .trust me that is all we wanna say..or maybe just " i like you ".

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